Scott Gets the Pot

Today will be the day that goes down in history as the day the White House press conference died. Yes, the axe has fallen on Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, the man who coined the phrase, "We don't comment on ongoing investigations." If he whispers it in the woods, will anyone hear him? I can only imagine who the next press secretary might be and what scintillating parries with the media will ensue, but I would like to propose the new catchphrase of the next press conference generation: "We don't comment on ongoing military actions." That could have astounding effects on the public perception of the Iraq War. War? What war?