I-Ran So Far Away

Ever since Sy Hersh published an article in the New Yorker about the Bush Administration establishing plans for a military strike against Iran, he's been all over the radio waves, which are directly wired into my brain, incidentally, and there's been quite an uproar. The White House is calling his claims "wild speculation," which, strictly speaking, doesn't mean that it's not correct. Even wild speculations can sometimes land on the truth. Meanwhile, in a super-creepy ceremony involving robotic chanting from the assembled diplomats, Iran announced the exciting news that they've enriched uranium. Congratulations, Iran! We're all so very proud. Are they accepting applications for residents on the moon yet?