Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Baby Madness

Oh my god!! I'm so excited about the most exciting baby news of the year! That's right, folks, in the moment we've all been waiting for, Brooke Shields has had her baby! Will she overcome her struggles with postpartum depression? Why on earth did she name the poor little thing Grier Hammond Henchy? Have any pictures been released?

And, oh yeah, not like anyone cares, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise also had a baby today. Did you even know she was preggers? I kid.

Oracle, tell me, how long will the insane trend of Hollywood baby-accessories continue?


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