Prendergast

Today I saw one guy punch another guy in the butt. In a friendly way. Then I heard about the new terror alert. Then I saw about the 10,000th ad in which the actors talk about themselves in the future tense: "I will buy the most expensive cell phone plan on the planet," "I will climb to lower middle management," "I will have sex with your girlfriend tonight." And suddenly, unlike this post, it all made sense: