Avert Thine Eyes

Hello mon cheries! The Pope issued his first encyclical today on the theme of love. That's nice and all, but come on, look at this guy:


I think he when he rides his coal-black stallion over a meadow of grassy spring flowers, all that passes beneath his feet withers and dies - what does he know about love?

But anyway, if you are interested in what this so-called Pope has to say, well, you're going to have to look somewhere else. Because, according to the Times, "The encyclical, called "God Is Love," did not mention issues that divide Catholics, like abortion, homosexuality, contraception and divorce." Without these sexy topics, I can't really be put out to learn more about what God's Voice on Earth has to say.