Fun with Headlines

In order to read as little as possible today, I've decided to construct my post entirely out of words from New York Times headlines. Each word clicks through. Can you tell which is the real article?

Abortion of knight sparked assault on Britain

Wild giants hand food to Nicole Richie

Clintons duck probes on pursuit of twin

If you're bored enough to click through on all of these, you know a lot more than I do. And you also know that all of these headlines are made up. Shocking, isn't it? But oh, don't you wish that the second one were true?